Khaled HosseiniA man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
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When you see a man in the public bathroom, think about his plumbing. If you are a lady, think about the plumbing in your own house. The plumbing in this man’s house is simple and very few surprises. Yours, on the other hand, is complicated and full of surprises.
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